pussyclench:

me: do you eat ass?
boy: no, but—

me: image

bieb-uh:

modern/fresh - message for a follow

bieb-uh:

modern/fresh - message for a follow

vein:

she looks like death, its so hot - Adam McEwen (text messages)

vein:

she looks like death, its so hot - Adam McEwen (text messages)

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

It’s the weirdest thing. I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I’m just now waking up. Spectacular!

ysvesaint:

amporeon:

this will always be the highlight of my life

i die every time omg

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE